owlet:

owlet:

every day i look at the sink and i’m like seriously? honest to god i have used dishes once again?

this post is not for people frustrated by ppl putting dishes in their communal sink bc “oh i would NEVER leave a dish in the sink.” fuck off you already have your life together you don’t need this post. this is for the slimes and losers whose sinks are filled with the dishes of their own creation. this is for the lazy women, the useless men, the pathetic enbies. get out of here you sparkling clean dished heathens

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

i get so irrationally angry at phone calls unless i love you. like no you cannot disturb me….. except you specifically can actually

to the extended car warranty phone callers: you are not my beloved. die

magnusedom:

you know in pride and prejudice (2005) when mr bingley says “i would like to request the privilege of speaking to miss bennet”.. i think that’s what all men should do before speaking to me

atticescapee-abandoned:

ibroughtyoumybullets:

Wow I’m So Glad I Got My Chemical Romance Tickets, I Hope Something Terrible, Life Altering, And Global Doesn’t Happen That Prevents Me From Seeing Them This Year, Which Is 2020

By Fall Out Boy

decreation:
“Postcolonial Love Poem, ‘Wolf OR-7′ by Natalie Diaz
[ID: I confuse instinct for desire - isn’t bite also touch?]
”

decreation:

Postcolonial Love Poem, ‘Wolf OR-7′ by Natalie Diaz

[ID: I confuse instinct for desire - isn’t bite also touch?]

swedit:

Carrie Fisher behind the scenes of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

Celebrating 40 Years of Empire: Behind the Scenes

violentwavesofemotion:
“ Nikita Gill, from “Great Goddesses: Life Lessons from Myths & Monsters,” ”

violentwavesofemotion:

Nikita Gill, from “Great Goddesses: Life Lessons from Myths & Monsters,

rubyredwisp:

You are in the presence of Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons.

omghotmemes:
“When you’re small, shy and spooky
”

omghotmemes:

When you’re small, shy and spooky

iamaperture:

nintendometro:

Boos in the garden, from ‘Super Mario 64′.

Unrestrained summer fun

biwwi:
“you just dont see this kind of thing anymore
”

biwwi:

you just dont see this kind of thing anymore

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